Sarcastic, slightly off kilter with a strange sense of humor.  I write because I'm somewhat passive aggressive and have an imagination that borders on fundamentally warped. 

Although I live in a world where humor can be seen in the face of those I work and play with, it is also bleak enough to make me indulge in fantasy and exaggeration.  I activley write humor, erotica, romance, horror and paranormal sci-fi and post on authornation.com under the handle of readaholic01.

I've never won a doggone thing except a few dirty looks when it came time to turn in my creative writing assignment.  (many many moons ago)  I haven't been able to shake this writing thing so I guess I'd better finally make a try at a truly hideous belly-flop into the land of wanna-be writer hell.  

I write for both myself and those that enjoy reading the debauchery that flows from the recesses of my wayward mind.  One of these days the world will know my name - I'm just hoping it's not in any context relating to bondage or blue cupcake icing...  I do hope you enjoy my reads and feel free to leave a constructive comment.

I'm not a show stopper and don't follow the rules very well when I write and sometimes that makes me unpopular but I am a firm believer in "don't like it-don't read it" philosophy and will continue to live by it.  Don't get me wrong I want you to read and if you want to vote feel free but I would prefer constructive comments.

I welcome your comments and votes on the stories I write and may even take your advise (especially if you talk about chocolate or sex) then again I might just ignore you like a hooker on holiday...

All kidding aside I hope you can find something to laugh at or wonder about and if so I'd like to know.  I may never have a future as a writer but I'm gonna have fun pretending...