When the wine came, we toasted in out Champaign glasses and took a sip of the dark red liquid. I almost gagged the second it hit my taste buds. Not wanting to be rude, I swallowed my sip and looked over to Mike, who seemed to be having the same problem I was. Instead of lingering on that taste, I looked at my menu instead to see that I had no idea what any of it was. It might as well have been in Ancient Greek, because I was completely clueless. Who honestly knows what a Hudson Valley Foie Gras is? “So, what do you think sounds good Mikey?” When he looked up I could see the confusion also in his eyes. At least I’m not the only one…