Dear whomever this may concern,
I am an immortal, telepathic tree.
Well, not literaly, but close enough. All six of us are. We get out immortality from out father, and our connection with nature from our mother. We have immortailty becasue our father is father time, and in that case, we shall never die. Our mother is Mother Earth, and she is way too overprotective.
I am sending this letter out to all the presidents, tzars, leaders, queens, kings, and important people on this planet. You can choose to either help us, or not believe me at all. Our world is different than yours. In fact, tecnically, it might be illegal to write this. But we need help, we really do. We are being attacked, and without you, we won't win.