Part One--the discovery.

Picture this. It is a drizzliy day  out on Loch Ness and McDonald and McDougall are out finishing for dinner as ordered by their wives; doing what men do naturally on these trips.

Drinking scotch and telling lies about the one that got away etc. when the event occurred.

McDonald: The last one I caught was way bigger than that minnow you just hauled in.

McDougall: Regan, you're me best friend, have been for years, so I won't lie when I tell ya yer full of it.

They carry on, bantering for what seems like forever, when they  hear a voice behind them.

Nessy: Hey lads, look behind you!

McDougall: Fitzsimmons if that's you; go find yourself another spot.

Nessy: Guys look around, or do I have to capsize yer wee dinghy with me gigantic tail?

Both the men turned around simultaneously to find the large dinosaur like creature in the water.

McDonald. Holy mother of God Ian; What in hells name is that?

Nessy: For one thing, I am not a what; I am a who.

McDougall: Okay, then who the hell are you?

Nessy: Please allow me to introduce myself; my name is Nestor P. McDermott. aka Nessy as in the notorious yet very noteworthy Loch Ness Monster at your service.

McDonald: Ha if you're Nessy. I am giving up the drink!

Nessy: Just as well! That single malt crap will kill ya.

McDougall:  If, you are who you say you are; where have you been hiding?

Nessy: Under the water. Spending time with the missus, and wee ones.

McDonald: You have a family?

Nessy: Yes, did you expect me to  be spending my life alone, languishing alone for this long?

McDonald: Well, til you mentioned it; I have to admit that I hadn't really given it much thought.

McDougall: Question; why show up now?

Nessy: Well I thought it was time for another Nessy sighting. It would give the world pause from the nasty weather, war and famine to ponder my reality once again. Maybe the silly arabs will stop killing each other long enough. So here's the deal. I  give you a photo opportunity, maybe a sound byte or two; spot on the news maybe. Tell the world I do exist and I give my message for love and world peace. How's that?

McDonald: Works for me!

McDougall nodded in Kind: Let's do this!

McDonald pulled out the digital and Nessy posed. They took some group shots and Nessy asked for one for himself, as the wife was never gonna believe this.