Scene: Coffee Shop.  Five Friend seating around a table in the shop talking about taking that fishing trip.  Coffee Shop is in a city of Northern Ontario no familiar land marks to mark the city.  It could be any city in Ontario.

Five friends:  Sam, David, Peter, Grey, Richard

Camera comes on in the coffee shop at a side angel.  Focus in and out until the image is some out focused.   Camera goes to Peter having a coffee.

Peter having the coffee looks up at the camera with an annoyed looked

Sam.  “Smile!”

Peter goes back to sipping the coffee and gives the finger to Sam.

Camera moves around the table getting everyone on film.  Goes to David, then to Grey and final Richard.

Grey “What the hell are you doing with that”

Sam “ What”

Grey “That Camera”

Sam “Just trying this camera out before we go.”

Everyone looks annoyed

David “And why did you bring that camera”

Sam “While its our first time going fishing in 5 years together”

Peter “And?”

Sam “Hey.  I would like to record our time together for memory sake and also show my girlfriend what he did this weekend.”

Peter “ Ah I see.  So you are saying that you are going to film men in the wild you are spending the weekend with to go back home and show your girlfriend.  Hmm now that shows me that you are telling her something.”

Sam “Like what?”

Peter “You prefer the company of men and filming them?”

Sam “Piss off!”

David “ Hey Sam over here.”

Camera moves over to David licking his tongue at Sam while rubbing is nipple.

David “I hope you are getting this for Diana”

Laughter in the back ground

Sam “Assholes. Hey I just want to film everything and who knows.  If something fun happens I could send in the video to one of those funny amateur video shows and get some money.”

Peter. “If something happens and I see my face on TV, you and that film will be on one of those unsolved mysteries episodes about your disappearance.