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"Is your body prepared?" *troll face* - Mackenzie Lloyd
"You know how to make a real impact on society? Create a font, and name it something like...Salad Fingers." - Quentin Buckley
"Richard, I think something's wrong with your bass...I can actually hear it." - Caleb Parsons
"I'm the DRAGON!" - Caleb Parsons
"You gotta take an SAT? Well, I've gotta take an S-H-I-T and you can't SAT in your pants." - Richard Cochran
"It is frowned upon within society to shoot children." - Sarah Knight
"I need to stop showing my daughter's uterus to my class." - Our A.P. English teacher
"YOU get a humpback whale! YOU get a humpback whale! EVERYBODY GETS SEAWORLD!" - Richard Cochran
"Some women you see and immediately want to bang. Then there are others that you want to make sweet love to. There's a difference." - Jonah Samples
"....My first car was a dog." - Christian Buckley
*my boyfriend Matt rubs hand over face and head*
Me:"Is this rape?"
Matt: "Yes..."
Me: "Feels funny."
"It looks like piss, so it must be apple juice." - Keree Moles
