Right, or perhaps I should say write, God I love a good pun.  Here we are at the new year and while I feel that resolutions are never a good thing, mainly because they doom their proclaimers to failure, I feel confident that I have found a few resolutions that I should be able to keep.  At least I hope... I'll really try hard.

As a side note, I don't want to sound like Bridget Jones', I really want to sound like myself, and besides, I'm only sort of British, mostly Irish, and all American.  So with that out of the way I present to you this year's fool proof resolutions...

1. Loose all bad habits.

Now wait a minute, that would require me to actually get off my lazy backside and do something that requires movement, wave goodbye to fast food and booze, and suddenly keep my loft spotless.  Most certainly not fool proof.

1. Loose all really really bad habits. (These follow below.)

A. HIM  

Ah yes, my very worst habit over the last year and then some, this bad habit has been hard to quit.  Like caffeine and cigarettes hard.  Like rip my hair out hard. (And I happen to really like my hair.)  I almost broke the habit early in the fall, it helped that he had mysteriously dissapeared earlier that year, when he decides to pop his gorgeous head back into MY city and MY life! 

 I blissfully go for a good two months thinking everything is just hunky dory when the scmuck pulls another vanishing act only to appear every once in a while on Facebook, spouting off about all the hot chicks in his life. (Insert raging mad redheaded face here.) 

So enough on HIM for the moment, all I need to say is no more HIM in my life!

B. Men who play for fun.

I know a few of these types and while they are harmless as flirting friends it must not go any further than this.  Period... unless of course... NO! 

2. Find  sensible men to date. 

Right that seems pretty simple.  Easy to follow instructions, even I should be able to do this. 

So why haven't I managed it so far in my life?