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Chapter 1:- ways to get out of jury duty
ways to ditch jury duty—
- Paranormal Activity—
- Sorry can’t do it –I am just not a morning person—why you ask? I am a vampire.
- Look at me like that again councelor and I will turn you into a toad.
- Can I park my broom in the handicap spot?
- I have ESP-- I should have seen this coming
- Sex as a weapon.
- Proposition council while they grill you—lines like come here often and I’ll stay if you sit on my knee.
- I think the guy (defendant)could use some jail action.
- Body disfunctions
- I have narcolepsy—can’t guarantee I can stay awake that long.
- I have bladder incontinence –may have to change in the court room.
- I feel an appendix attack coming on.
- Money talks
- Blackmail the judge with alleged incriminating photos
- Ask which side gives better pay-off for a verdict—defence or prosecution.
- For a million I could tell you who really did Jimmy Hoffa?
- Blatantly disturbing behaviour
- I have special dietary needs—11 other panellists x number of days we can do this.
- I tend to bark at the moon—that might disturb my roommate.
- I have an anxiety attack daily at 3 will that interfere with court proceedings
- Can I have my meds delivered to the court room.==list illnesses in great detail.
